charles-smythe
Jul 20, 2016, 12:34 PM
I said to my father: "Dad, I want to get married."
He said: "Alright son, who do you want to marry?"
I said: "I'd like to marry Miss Green".
He said: "You can't".
I said: "Why not?"
He said: "She's your half-sister. When I was a lad I had a bike and I got around a bit."
I said: "Alright, I'll marry Miss White."
He said: "You can't, she's your half-sister. Forget about it."
Well, despondently I walked around and my mum said to me: "What's wrong with you?"
I said: "Well, I told Dad I wanted to marry Miss Green and he said I couldn't because she's my half-sister. I said, "All right, I'll marry Miss White." He said: 'You can't, she's your half-sister."
Mum said: "Look, you go and marry which one you like. He's not your father anyway!"
http://imagehost.thasnasty.com/di/5NEJ/30-x-dffa-qo1_500.jpg
He said: "Alright son, who do you want to marry?"
I said: "I'd like to marry Miss Green".
He said: "You can't".
I said: "Why not?"
He said: "She's your half-sister. When I was a lad I had a bike and I got around a bit."
I said: "Alright, I'll marry Miss White."
He said: "You can't, she's your half-sister. Forget about it."
Well, despondently I walked around and my mum said to me: "What's wrong with you?"
I said: "Well, I told Dad I wanted to marry Miss Green and he said I couldn't because she's my half-sister. I said, "All right, I'll marry Miss White." He said: 'You can't, she's your half-sister."
Mum said: "Look, you go and marry which one you like. He's not your father anyway!"
http://imagehost.thasnasty.com/di/5NEJ/30-x-dffa-qo1_500.jpg