indenver_indenver
Jan 9, 2013, 8:38 AM
I have a suggestion for the name for a sex act that has no name. What can we call it when a woman has a cock in her pussy and another man is licking her pussy at the same time?
Why do we need to have a name for this? Well, imagine your are sitting in a café with a sexy lady and she is dying to know if you will help do this for her. Can you even imagine her saying, “Honey, I need for you to lick my pussy while Frank has his cock in me.”
I have thought of a term. It is the “bi-gift.” Think about it. No straight guy is willing to lick a woman’s pussy with another man’s cock in it. And few gay guys would be interested in having sex with a woman. So the task defaults to us bisexual men. Hence, I thought of the bi-gift.
Now imagine the same scene in a café. The lady says to her companion, “Honey, how would you like to give me the bi-gift?” She has communicated what she wants in a simple hyphenated term. She avoids using the words “cock” and “pussy” in public.
And bi-gift is a euphemism that has a positive connotation. Who doesn’t like gifts?
And now think of the wonderful possible results of using this innocuous term. As more and more woman discover the incredible pleasure of having both a cock and tongue at the same time, bi-sexual men will become more and more in demand! Once it gets around that you are willing to give the women the bi-gift, they will be after you.
Also, having an explicit term for this sex act will make it much easier to find it on Google.
Why do we need to have a name for this? Well, imagine your are sitting in a café with a sexy lady and she is dying to know if you will help do this for her. Can you even imagine her saying, “Honey, I need for you to lick my pussy while Frank has his cock in me.”
I have thought of a term. It is the “bi-gift.” Think about it. No straight guy is willing to lick a woman’s pussy with another man’s cock in it. And few gay guys would be interested in having sex with a woman. So the task defaults to us bisexual men. Hence, I thought of the bi-gift.
Now imagine the same scene in a café. The lady says to her companion, “Honey, how would you like to give me the bi-gift?” She has communicated what she wants in a simple hyphenated term. She avoids using the words “cock” and “pussy” in public.
And bi-gift is a euphemism that has a positive connotation. Who doesn’t like gifts?
And now think of the wonderful possible results of using this innocuous term. As more and more woman discover the incredible pleasure of having both a cock and tongue at the same time, bi-sexual men will become more and more in demand! Once it gets around that you are willing to give the women the bi-gift, they will be after you.
Also, having an explicit term for this sex act will make it much easier to find it on Google.